2. When she is not a street performer or a beggar, AND she poses for free willingly
3. When you see a group of freaks not going to a Kiss concert
4. When Naruto says "Bye Bye" to you after a picture
5. When this person is not a child molester
6. When everyone has a umbrella that costs $1-$3
7. When you order your meal from a machine
8. When Mont Blanc is a cake
